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Ya know what? There are very few things in this world more hilariously cruel than walking to the bus stop when it's lightly drizzling, then out of nowhere, TORRENTIAL DOWNPOUR for like 30 seconds.
I'm 100% serious.
On the other hand, greasy Puerto Ricans trying to push you out of the way to get on the bus before you...not so funny.
I don't even know why I put this in this journal...it doesn't belong here.
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[07 Nov 2005|10:51am] |
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The World/Inferno Friendship Society - Just the Best Party |
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( Comprehensive list of Shitty People )
That's all I got for now. Feel free to add to it.
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[06 Nov 2005|07:10pm] |
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FUCK
So I spent the past hour writing a paper in the computer lab. I went to the computer lab because I figured I would be less distracted, and therefore finish sooner. I'm about 3/4 done, when the monitor goes black. After about 30 seconds it comes back and tells me it's restarting. Ok, I save my paper to the desktop and let it restart since it didn't look like I could do much else.
It wasn't until I logged back on that I realized that once you log out, it erases everything you saved onto the desktop.
I hate the whole fucking human race and everything it stands for.
Every day of my life, the idea of living by myself in a forest somewhere seems more and more appealing.
Instead of having people on death row actually put to death, we should just have them wait there. Then, when you get really pissed off about things, you can pay for them, then they go to your house, and you get to just smash their face into the ground and kill them guilt-free. That might be the only thing that can cheer me up right now.
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[25 Oct 2005|01:45pm] |
I know I've said it before, but it's worth repeating:
YOU ARE NOT SPECIAL. YOU'RE APPOINTMENT/EVENT IS NO MORE IMPORTANT THAN ANY OTHER APPOINTMENT/EVENT. GET THE FUCK OVER YOURSELF.
In addition, if you schedule an appointment giving yourself just enough time to squeeze through the meeting and go to class, you're a fucking moron.
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[05 Oct 2005|09:47am] |
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MLIW - Fakes Like You (Make Me Sick) stuck in my head |
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This is a fucking lesson in walking, and it's long overdue.
1) Stay on the right side of the fucking sidewalk. Don't walk on the left side, and especially don't alternate between the right and left side. I don't even know how this isn't obvious.
2)Don't walk down the middle of the sidewalk. In doing so, you make it impossible for anyone to walk past you going in either direction.
3) When walking in large groups, have some consideration for others. If you're taking up the whole sidewalk, try to keep and eye out for people behind you, and if someone's coming in front of you, get out of their way. They shouldn't have to walk up on the grass or in the street just because you're dumb.
In conclusion, if you don't already know to do these things, you're pretty rude and/or dumb.
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[04 Oct 2005|08:40am] |
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Marathon - I Don't Have a Dancing Problem (stuck in my head) |
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FUCK
So, for the second Tuesday in a row, the person who was supposed to be at welcome desk didn't show.
I called her at 8:30 (she's supposed to be here at 8) to see where she was. The call went something like this:
her: hello?
me: Hi, ****? [names have been changed to protect the guilty] this is Brian, yada yada yada
her: I'm not working now. [very snooty]
me: aruugh? [noise doesn't translate very well to words]
her: George told me not to go in until I talk to Kevin.
me: hah, you're getting fired!
me (really): oh, ok, bye.
So I think the moral here is...you're in college. Mommy's not here to wipe your ass anymore. Learn some fucking responsibility or just do us all a favor and fucking kill yourself.
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[22 Sep 2005|04:25pm] |
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Guns N' Roses - Sweet Child of Mine (very unwillingly) |
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FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
All I wanna do is take a nap...but there's a barbecue in the quad and they're blasting Back in Black by ACDC.
IT'S BEEN 20 FUCKING YEARS...GIVE THE SONG A FUCKING REST
Edit: now it's Sweet Child of Mine.
FUCK
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[07 Sep 2005|12:49pm] |
People need to realize that they aren't the most important person in the world, their organization/event is not the most important organization/event in the world, and no one cares about them, who they are, or their stupid event. And just because you include the word URGENT in the subject line of your email doesn't make it urgent and doesn't mean anyone's going to respond to it faster.
Furthermore, if someone puts you on hold, and you hang up and then call back, you're just going to be put on hold again. Don't think you're fooling anyone with this little game.
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[01 Sep 2005|09:32pm] |
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SOMEONE COME KILL THIS FUCKING CRICKET THAT'S BEEN
SITTING ON MY FUCKING WINDOW SILL FOR THE PAST HALF HOUR CHIRPING ITS
FUCKING STUPID FUCKING HEAD OFF. I'M ABOUT TO BLOW MY FUCKING BRAINS
OUT.
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[18 Apr 2005|10:25am] |
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Nightmare Of You - I'd Dodge a Bullet For You |
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I just got an email from "Iron" Maden* from work. She has to go to the hospital this morning and needs her shifts from 9:40-1 covered. If I thought she really had to go to the hospital, I would feel bad and take them. However, this is obviously bullshit.
How are you going to tell me you found out less than 12 hours in advance that you have to go to the hospital? Fuck you. Every fucking monday morning, you need someone to cover your shifts. So why the fuck do you volunteer for them? I know working Monday Morning can be a bitch, so don't fucking volunteer for the shifts. Bah, I gotta go spit.
*I really don't know how I ended up giving her this nickname. It kinda makes it seem like I think highly of her, which isn't true at all.
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[13 Apr 2005|08:20am] |
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The Four of Us Are Dying - Track 02 |
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So I've been sick since Monday. I'm not sure what's even wrong with me. I can't pinpoint anything that feels bad, I've just got a headache that comes and goes and I've been kinda tired.
So last night I went to sleep at like 10. Italian kid and Bayou across the hall were playing poker. They took one of the big square tables from the lounge and carried it into their room, and were playing with the door open, so they were completely audible in the room. They didn't even know what they were doing. I heard them arguing for about 10 minutes over how to do blinds. n00bz.
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[21 Mar 2005|10:21am] |
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Alkaline Trio - Madam Me |
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So just now, I'm in the dining hall eating breakfast. I was going to take some tea back to the room (they always have styrofoam cups over by the coffee for kids to take coffee and stuff with them to go). So I go over there, and there's no cups. Then I see a sign, so I go over to read it.
It says that there's been an increase in theft from the dining hall, and as a result, they no longer can afford to put out the to-go cups. Then there's a smarmy little note at the bottom saying that the dining plan gets you unlimited food to eat in the dining hall, and they don't have to provide to-go cups if they don't want.
This is bullshit.
Don't bitch to us about not being able to afford styrofoam cups because some kids stole a couple of spoons when we're paying how many thousands of dollars a year in tuition. I'm not buying it. They took away the cups to try to punish the kids for taking stuff, which is retarded. From now on, if I want something to go, I'm taking one of the coffee cups with me.
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[07 Mar 2005|07:02pm] |
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The Suicide File - Achtung! Landmine! |
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All seats in lecture classes should come equipped with a pair of scissors. These scissors can be used if the person sees fit to either cut the hair of or slit the throat of the person in front of them if their hair is in the way. I can see if the hair just falls over the back of the seat every once in a while, hitting my legs, but she repeatedly flips it back, tossing it onto my lap. So I fought back today. Every time she did it, I gave her a nice kick in the back. I know she felt it too, because she would look back every time I did it. She didn't quite get why I did it though.
People with ugly feet shouldn't wear sandals...ever.
This girl keeps calling, 2 or 3 times a day, at work. St. John's University (in New York) mailed her a letter. The problem is, she had them mail it to the student center. Why? No one knows. So she keeps calling back asking if we got it. We just tell her no, and she should try back later. She says she'll have to pay $2,000 to have them mail another one.
In all likeliness, it probably came a while ago, and whoever did the mail that day saw a name they know isn't in the student center, and threw the letter away. Hell, it was probably me. I do that all the time. Whatever, we're not your post office, we can't be held responsible for your fuckups.
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[03 Mar 2005|12:33am] |
How does one get the job of pitching ideas for commercials?
Because I am damn sure I can do better than that fucking Burger King commercial with the guy from Hootie and the Blowfish.
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[27 Feb 2005|07:46pm] |
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Dedication - Terrible Beauty |
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ATTN Rutgers:
If you make it 200 degrees in the dorm rooms, it will not heat up the outside enough to keep the snow at bay. Please return the rooms to a respectable temperature as soon as possible.
PS. You can invest in my manhole technology if you wish to keep the snow off the ground.
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[24 Feb 2005|09:48am] |
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Against Me! - The Politics Of Starving |
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So up until now, I've never had any reason to dislike Italian Kid. It was just convenient to make fun of him. Plus, he often leaves shoes out in the hall, which is just strange.
But I just went to the bathroom with a Brower-induced sense of urgency (I don't think I need to clarify further what I was going to the bathroom for), and upon first going in, I noticed his yellowed pair of underwear hanging on a hook by the shower (he was in the shower), but I just kinda shrugged it off and went in the stall. I sit down, and instantly hate the kid. The seat was covered in a warm liquid that I really don't think was water.
FONGOOL!
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[22 Feb 2005|12:30am] |
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Chocolate dipping nuts commercial |
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I just got an IM from someone in one of my classes who found my screenname on facebook.
This is the final nail in the coffin. My facebook account gets deleted ASAP.
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[21 Feb 2005|07:27am] |
The Rutgers philosophy on snow:
"It's snowing out, so rather than give the kids a day off, we'll just up the temperature in the dorms another 10 degrees or so.
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[20 Feb 2005|06:24pm] |
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Outsmarting Simon - Taylor Led A Chorus |
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The courtesy flush is your friend...
Please, respect the courtesy flush.
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[16 Feb 2005|09:55am] |
I sincerely don't understand how anyone can lose some of the stuff that I see turned into the lost and found.
A few weeks ago, when it was really cold out, someone managed to leave their coat in the student center. It was probably around 5 degrees outside. How do you go outside in sub-freezing weather without a coat and not realize that you left it?
Today there's a sign next to the desk that someone put up about someone losing a key chain. The description says "4 keys attached to a non-plastic red lanyard with a license and rutgers id in a pouch along with a few other cards." Now I don't have this key chain here, so I don't know what it looks like, but I'm picturing a large cluster of cards and keys attached to a bright red string. How you can lose something that bulky and bright is beyond me.
And don't even get me started on that bra that was in the lost and found last year.
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[15 Feb 2005|09:34pm] |
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Whoever said there's no such thing as a stupid question was a complete moron.
Seriously.
Examples of legitimately stupid questions include but are not limited to:
1) Curiousity questions. Questions that have absolutely nothing to do with the topic at hand, but are asked in the middle of class just because the person was thinking about it. I guess this isn't really a stupid question, it's just not a question that should be asked in the middle of class.
2) Questions that were just answered a minute ago. Honestly, if you were just paying attention, you wouldn't have to ask that.
3) This took my place in my computer applications class tonight. I'm not making this up. We were talking about a program, and the example on the board said something like "If mark > 80 then Print "B"." The teacher wrote it on the board, then read it aloud as "If mark is greater than 80, then print b." She immediately raised her hand and asked if that also meant greater than or equal to.
I don't usually talk to people I don't know, especially in class, but I just couldn't resist the temptation to turn to the person next to me and say "What the fuck kind of question is that?"
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